If you've ever wanted a bit of help figuring out what's dirty sexy talk and what's just plain weird, then this "Things To Say During Sex" flow chart by comedian Doogie Horner may help. Included in the chart are varying levels of categories for the dirty talk including "good", "bad" or "meh", as well as several...creative ones like "religious" ('Hello vicar' wtf HAHAHHAA), animal noises, foreign words (the infamous French pickup line from Moulin Rouge is sorely missing) and of course, the notorious rhetorical questions like HU'S YOUR DADDAY??
Oh, and apparently emulating carnivores in bed is good for your sex life. Sheeps and pigs? Not so much.
For the record, however, I have to say that dirty talk is largely subjective and most definitely contextual. So while I agree with Doogie that I can't really imagine a situation in which "Your mom's a whore" or "Wanna suck this shit?" would go down well, I'm not so sure that being greeted as a vicar in bed would be so bad for Little Thomas and his friend.
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